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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS (·Î¸Ç½º ¼öÇÐ) 
 
1. Smart man + smart woman = romance 
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = ·Î¸Ç½º) 
2. Smart man + dumb woman = affair 
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ºÒ·û) 
3. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage 
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = °áÈ¥) 
4. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ÀÓ½Å) 

 
 


SHOPPING MATH (¼îÇÎ »ê¼ö) 

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 
(³²ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿äÇÑ $1Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $2¿¡ »ê´Ù.) 
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. 
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿ä¾ø´Â $2Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $1¿¡ »ê´Ù.) 

 
 


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS (Àü¹ÝÀûÀÎ °ø½Ä°ú Åë°èµé)
 
A woman worries about the future until she gets husband. 
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÇÑ´Ù. ³²ÆíÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.) 
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 
(³²ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÀüÇô ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù. ºÎÀÎÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.) 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
(ÀÚ±âÀÇ ºÎÀÎÀÌ ¾²´Â °Íº¸´Ù ¸¹ÀÌ ¹ö´Â ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.) 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 
(±×·± ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ãÀº ¿©ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ¿©ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.) 

 
 

HAPPINESS (Çູ)

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little. 
(³²ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ­ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ ÀÌÇØÇÏ°í »ç¶ûÀº Á¶±Ý ÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù.) 
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and 
not try to understand her at all. 
(¿©ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ­ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×³à¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¶ûÇÏ°í Àý´ë ÀÌÇØÇÏ·Á Çؼ­´Â ¾ÈµÈ´Ù.) 

 
 


APPEARANCE (¿Ü¸ð)

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
(³²ÀÚ´Â ÀÚ·Á°í ´©¿üÀ» ¶§¿Í °°Àº ¸ð½ÀÀ¸·Î ÀϾ´Ù.) 
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¿ØÁö ÀÚ´Â µ¿¾È Á» ½âÀº µí ÇÏ´Ù.) 


 
 

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE (º¯È­ÀÇ °æÇâ)

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't 
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ³²ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÒ°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×´Â º¯ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.) 
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 
(³²ÀÚ´Â ¿©ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ»°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×³à´Â º¯ÇÑ´Ù.) 

 
 


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE (Åä·ÐÀÇ ¹ÌÇÐ)

A woman has the last word in any argument. 
(¾î¶°ÇÑ ¸»½Î¿ò¿¡¼­µµ ¸¶Áö¸· ¸»À» ÇÏ´Â »ç¶÷Àº ¿©ÀÚ´Ù.) 
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 
(±× ÀÌÈÄ¿¡ ³²ÀÚ°¡ ¾î¶² ¸»À» ÇÑ´Ù¸é, ±×°ÍÀº »õ·Î¿î ¸»½Î¿òÀÇ ½ÃÀÛÀÌ´Ù.) 


 
 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC (»ç¹« °ø½Ä) 

Smart boss + smart employee = profit 
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ¼öÀÍ) 
Smart boss + dumb employee = production 
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = »ý»ê) 
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion 
(¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ½ÂÁø) 
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime 
(¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ÃÊ°ú ±Ù¹«)
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